CyanSandwich's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LIFE + DEATH]

I like it.

The animation and grammar aren't very good obviously, but that's what makes it funny. It's full of weirdness, disturbingness and nonsensical stuff that kind of makes sense in a way. There's quite a lot going on. But it's crazy in a good way.
The voices are still hilarious. That guy sure is disturbed though, killing people and enjoying it that much.

[TOFUZILLA1]

Excellent

Brilliant animation and artwork. The frame-by-frame is amazing. I can tell how it took you months to make this. The lighting effects, movement and explosions were very well done. The part where she pulled out her gun was really cool.
The music is also awesome.

[The Auto-Tuna Fish]

haha

Short and sweet. He does sound remarkably close to T-Pain's actual songs.
Some of the stuff the fish said was pretty funny. The ending was the best :3

[The Justin Bieber Show]

I laughed

The cheesy intro/outro were perfect for the creepiness in between. Very random and hilarious. I watched this when it first came out and didn't think much of it for some reason. But I like it now, so here's a 10.
Also, lol at the beaver teeth.
I wonder who Justin saw at the mall.

[Impractical Jokes]

Haha

Nice ending. It was animated and voiced quite well. The backgrounds and things could do with a little more detail, but it looks pretty good as it is.
For improvement you could, as mentioned, kick it up a notch and make it longer.
Which it appears you're planning to do, so good luck and I'll be sure to check the next one out :)

[Folding Cranes]

Nice!

The animation is very smooth. The 3d effects, notably the rotating crane, were very good. The motion of all the folding was done prefectly. No choppiness, and the motions were believable. Music was nice and weird :P, fit the abstract theme. Even though it's just an animation of simple shapes flopping around, you did an amazing job. Also, the texture on top of it made it less plain.
Oh and the "fold your own crane" section was a nice feature.
This clearly took a lot of work to do, so great job.

TheBoogley responds:

hey! it's sandwich-eater! thanks a lot man, I liked your snowman piece

[Loch Dick Monster]

Woah

That's one creepy dick. You get points for randomness and chuckles. The animation is reasonable. It is like you said, "shitty (and) simple", but there are plenty that are a lot worse. I can tell that you put a decent amount of effort into this. Good ending by the way :P

Dosensuppen responds:

Yeah, it was a more "Fuck it, I really just want to make another flash before 2010 is over" thing.

[Flying / Falling]

Awesome

The art was amazing, as well as the animation. It's very detailed and creative.
I'm not bothered about the length, and the punchline was good.
The first few seconds especially were aesthetically pleasant.

PapaLongLegs responds:

Thanks, I did try with those opening shots!